Itsuhsr Audit Bureau of circulations. hushed evenin east-pt Bands! hypu'l‘he fix! Anoftiatiou. lnco1’I|0- Coltnhis,Ii.Vi =3"; rlioau: sis... at 80". fit PM We W.‘ theyouugtnanwhovntchesagirlir sue from the out to the side-walk and studies her as she pushes by. his case shitting with her every move like I. search-light playing on a ship Let us suggest that those who watch the girls watch themselves instead. And they any Boston is the most civilized corner of the United States! Wionder if thelmayor Laclede will want to pitch horseshoes with Gen- eral Pershil18- - ’f—~ ,—__._../——— - The former kaiser might improve his spare time by writing books (‘On- cernlnl: the timber resources of Hol- l tstrt-rt Vl:l:iTll ‘t‘uA.\‘t:l.'s ed it. the Senate should "come out of the valley of stubbornness" and vote against ratification of the treaty un- 4 less reservations are accepted There in the Senate waiting to ratify the treaty with substantial res- not there to ratify it without. lf reserva- tions are not accepted the whole treaty is bound to be turned down. The amendments and reservations seelt to protect American rights and ' America should not per- entanglod in all the broils and con- dictn of Europe. it is time to act on the treaty noun. and the proper way to act is to ratify it with reservations The report that the salmon supply is dwindling is received with no alarm by those who served in the A. [-2. F. A patriotic former soldier appeared with the colors red. white and blue ‘:1 the button-hole of his Lapel. "Is it a national or a local ."' an interested freshman inquired. F03 BIILIE, BOSTON ii At the call of Governor Coolidge the War Department sent federal troops to assist in maintaining order in Bos- ton- Let us assume that the federal troops are already there and are pa- trolling the streets of that city of aristocrats with their riiles and tight- ing equipment. Let us further as- sume at these soldiers suddenly conceive the idea that a dollar a day is not slough money for the wdrk they are doing. They also think that they have to worlt too long. that eight hours is long enough for a man to protect the lives and property of the helpless citizens there. And suppose that they discard their uniforms anti refuse to obey the orders of their of- ficers. Suppose the soldiers atriltelf What wouuid be the result‘! Anarchy! Wlar! Even the League of Nations could not prevent it. There are few disasters that could come to the people of the United States which would cause such ruin and loss of life. And yet the policemen of Boston have done just that thing. Their of- ifihfie l8 106! I-s bad. They have brok- en a trust which. in principle. is just as sacred as that of the soldier of the United States. =.T_':‘.-."!'i"'!£ ‘Do those favoring the amendment of the treaty.‘the point that the American Constitution has been amended eigh- teen times seems to be well taken when you possess self-confidence they any you are overbearing. when you lnck’conildence in yourself they say you are a failure. When you strike 0 hill)‘ medium between the two they M7100 are mediocre. 'W'Ill mull! one’: [0 Columbia guard‘). ‘ma possess to be called great? ‘Pill! PASSISG snow Columbia‘ girls are beautiful; hence the dense masses of young men fore- gathered in the space between the side walk and the curb when churches turn out after the Sunday sermon. Of oourse. men there to greet their sis- ters and mothers should not be oeu- sured. but foruntlons two and three men deep cannot be accounted for tins. Almost all these young men are University students. too. The crowd of watchers and waiters at the door are drawn from two sourc- ca. immediately before services end have no difficulty in getting out ahead congreaation The right of young men 8llll‘V0mOl ’‘'t ' to look’ at each other a trifle longer ff. than’ older persons and necessary is hsprolougod into ‘a glance of ad- ‘. . M . ,. inlet» ‘ -auihorltytnsybecitadineseuseforren Ooglksr frank .-.1. "‘ ~- ‘ ,~.v: 5.’. ‘ _:‘~‘ . I ' -,,_ .. -. ;_’ « _'o¢' ~ " 1-\.t'.~.""L: As Senator Kenyon of Iowa express- t or at least remember that there will carter. Brutus Hamilton. Miller Rar- ris. Don Whltoonb and Max Oplmau. Mrs. Mary Lee Read has returned from Denver where she spent the sum- met. I hit. and llrs.—Derb—y' Bass have re- turned from a visit in Kansas City. Henry Summon who has been a guest at the Signs Alp Epsilon house returned to his home in St. Louis today. 5’ ~ SOCIETY ] ' am nseond-cia mail ne.a - ‘eeannes flu: mailing 3 I ‘unlit :3 ' ’“ sogmum. Act postage provided for is u of October 8. ill‘: authorised September 8. 1313. Ci:i'.8.‘b;8niout if _, lloul 60 grin: ‘ I. 2 uentauhr *'“d be other Sand‘!!- in Boone "ouuty: ear. 83¢}, odu‘:!ont‘l;s. 9'5; I at nt e e. $3..‘ .‘ ‘i*.'1‘§f"ttw;“a ‘now. me: I niou . 53 cents». L Hughes Goes to Cape Glrnrdeau. «E. H. Hughes, assistant professor of Mrs. Condlt Haydon of Kansas City is visiting her two daughters in Co- lumbia. ‘ Bliss Mary Hughes Damerali has re- animal husbandry. left this morning of lire stock at the county fair there. He will regurn Friday. i’or‘Cn.pe Girardeau. to be a judge ' turned to the Alpha Phi house after spending the wet-it-end at her home in . Shelhyville. -' .\ir.<. Andrew .\icAlt-ster of Kansas '(‘lty is the guest of Mr. and .\irs. A. jw-. .\icAlesier. 1 _-. _.._. . The old glrls of Christian College jentertalned the new girls with a danc- iing party last night. 3 Mrs. J. R. Jonion and Mrs. Archi- sbald Gray. who have been visititlz ‘;.\i.r& A. S. Prnther. motored to their ! home at New Franklin yesterday. Morris Dry. who has been visiting‘ at the Beta Theta Pi house. has re- 'turne:l to his home at Mexico. .\ir. gory will leave soon for Harvard. where he intends to study lam. The Sigma (‘hi fra.ternity~ will give ‘a swimming party tonight at Christian ege. A Tomb and Kelffresliman and soph- omore inter-iraiefllii)‘ orgsnizsuon. | will give an informal dance October 2. DR. W. 3. WHITTLE Dentist 91 LA Broadway Phone 517 DR. C‘. J. BINKING Dentist Exchange Bank Building Suite 112-13 BRIEF CASES. IUMC POLIOS .__._.__ ng ._._..__ STUDENTS’ tutsizs. De-and t II is original to r y o u r protection 1. 2: A '1' II E it Goons Trade stars GIIARANTEED TO GIVE of quality saflsrsmoar s I: R v . ' Richard Shipley returned to his lhome in St. Louis today after visiting at the sigma Alpha fixation house. I - o ! Mrs. Paul Johnston and was Louise‘ .Bsn»fer of Raton. N. .\i.. were dinner ; ests at the Alpha neiut Pi house ;last night. 1 l ‘. V .\ir. and .\irs. Frank Groves of Kan- sas City, who have been -visiting at the Sigma Alpha misilon house. have ; returned home. ; .\irs. Turner Mcllaino. .\llss Deborah ?.\il:BaJne and Miss Mary .\icDaniels ‘have returned from California where {they spent the summer. - i ICE 1'!‘ ALL STORES WHERE QUALITY RULES. Lifton Mfg. Co., N. Y. ROSl§.\"l"llAl. .‘i(‘ll00L 0? {‘03l]ERl‘l'I fill. I912 Guitar Bldg. Day and Night School Enter Any Time Plunan and Gregg Shorthand Taught The Demand for Our Grnldauates I The Phi .\iu sorority announces the Jpledging of Miss Ethel Portia Da\’is_ gof Kansas City and Miss Virginia|' Exceeds the Supply. ll0:9‘l'I R0fiI:I.\"l‘llAL. Director. lxetherlsnds of Oregon % 2 Mrs. Elbert Peaho.d)_'. who has been: 1 a ‘PE! 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HE DOES Ills PART by trying to save as much of your property as he can—-after the fire. Now you do yours by insuring your property--before the are. Let us do TAVERN BARBER SHOP Student _Tratie Sollciied If you fall for service, boys, write or phone and our representatirefi will explain. snrrit s cuaox tu:.u.'rr C0. try us, five chain. First Class Manicuring Basement Dan£:1Boom Tavern 200 Exchange National Bank Building. Phone 97 A in guest at the Delta Delta Deltn house... ‘ left today for her home in Kan 1' City. C . suns Adalyn -l-‘—s-ris of Jefferson Cityi was a guest at the Pl Beta Phi house: yesterday I I The Alpha Delta Pi sorority will! '5glve-a tea from 5 to 6 o'clock 'i‘hurs- * gday afternoon. 1 I Bethany Circle will meet at 5 o'clock l iwednesday afternoon at Lowry Hall; l. iss Jane Hackney has been elected‘; : president for the coming year. i , Miss Jane Harwood of Kansas City has been the guest of her sister, Miss Elizabeth Hsrwood. over the week- end. She will leave soon 'for Smith S ("ollel!e. ' Miss Mary l-latton of Christian Col- lege, who has been spending the sum- mer at Long Beach, (.‘al.. returneld to '(‘olutnbia Sunday- I f Airs. Charles Arnold, who has been ;visiting her parents, Sir. and Mrs. P. N. .\iitchell, has returned to her home ;in Pittatrurgh, Pa. " Miss Jean Taylor left Sunday for ‘Jacksonville. Ala.. where she will ‘teach this winter. .\iiss Taylor has been connected with the (‘line Teach- !ers' Agency here. Mrs. J it Jordan and Mrs. Archi-Q [bald Grey of New Franklin. motored are the . guests of Mrs. A. S. Prather. g 1 Miss I-‘rances Mitchell and Miss Frances Gray left yesterday afternoon for Lawrence. Kan. They will be guests at the Pi Beta Phi house. John Paul Allen. who has been vis- iting his parents in Columbia. left Sunday for-Ssllna, Kin. e Kappa Alpha fraternity will xive s swimmins vllrty from 9 until 11 o'clock at the Qiristlsn College pool tomorrow evening. Mrs. Robert W. Jones gave a party this afternoon for Hrs. W. L Nelson _ Bunceton. lio., friends and neighbors on Bouchelle avenue. ’ The Alpha_ Tau fhtaega traternity gave a dinner party Sunday for illness Lo ilenrietta Stewart. Wall‘. hue Gray. 81! I-Icr. Katheryn Baker. Kath- erine Turner and liaurins Jsifries. The Sims Nu fraternity gave a "rimming party at Christian college last night. The Biatna Nu fraternity will an ".~..¢..£"3?:t,. U The Pi Kappa Wm sire n matinee dance. Ostobsr . ._ «-- Tpmh and soy. {and saga.‘ , . . an informal dance. Friday lght.sep- hetutnberli. '- ' ' m...._, . :- ,.:.__. - .p_ .‘ Firestone Gray Sidewall Tires have shown such remarkable mileage in the past year that former records of Firestones’ and all other makes have been SE consistency in your tire buying. Eliminate tire 1' “shopping” and you will begin to know real" tire satisfaction. exceeded. Equip with Firestone Gray Sidewall Tires and end tire uncertainties. ROBERT ll. ORA! Anti 1' lntunl Benefit Life ins. 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